Friday, December 23, 2011

Madge's Truth Or Dare Perfume Ad

Because the high-pitched fear screams from her boy toy lying in the crib cage next to her bed keeps her up at night, the only way Madonna can slip into a sleep coma is if she rests her head on a silk pillow case with a picture of what she loves most on it: HERSELF! That must have been the inspiration for her perfume ad, because bitch looks like she's taking a nap on herself.  The picture for this mess of an ad was taken from a spread she did for Interview Magazine last year. Aren't there anti-Photoshop laws now? 


Shouldn't this ad look more like this:














Since she named her holy water after Truth or Dare, she could've at least used the best part from that movie in her ad:
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3 comments:

  1. JCDecember 24, 2011 at 8:47 AM

    Your writing is very clever and quite funny, but sometimes I can't tell if you're a fan or despise her. Is it a love/hate relationship?

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  2. The B ListDecember 27, 2011 at 10:52 AM

    I love and hate her at the same time. Kinda like a family member. You want the best for them and you have to love them, but sometimes you just want to criticise and punch them all at the same time.

    It's a 'Hard Candy' type of love.

    xoxo

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  3. AnonymousJanuary 8, 2012 at 7:47 PM

    this comments on photoshop are just stupid, it's been done for ever, even on the paintings before

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