Friday, August 30, 2013
Wednesday, August 28, 2013
That’s because her son Rocco is planning to launch a rap career at the age of 13.
The wannabe gangsta rhymer is recording in his mum’s studio (how street...) and has recorded six demos with school pal Dom Sesto.
The teens call themselves Modoccor – their names spelt backwards – and are reportedly hoping to release music by using Madge’s industry connections.
Insiders revealed: “Modoccor combine rapping with street dance, gymnastics and break-dancing.
“Since forming the boys are virtually inseparable.
“They’ve recorded six demos and are eager to present them to industry friends of Madonna in the next few months.
“Rocco and Dom hope they can get a record deal out of it.
“Madonna is obviously helping them as much as she can.”
Despite this, the Queen of Pop and Rocco’s dad, Guy Ritchie, reckon the boys will soon get bored.
We’re told: “Both Madonna and Guy are behind them but they think it’s just a childish phase.”
We can’t see Rocco’s big sis Lourdes, 16, getting on board, judging by her reaction to Madge’s attempts to be urban.
She’s apparently “mortified” by her 55-year-old mum wearing grillz – and has asked her to quit.
A source said: “Madge’s blinged gnashers are a step too far for Lourdes and she’s begged her mum to nip it in the bud now.”
Tuesday, August 27, 2013
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Sunday, August 25, 2013
Saturday, August 24, 2013
Friday, August 23, 2013
Some people think it was Big Love that made America seriously think about polygamy in a big way. But those of us with slightly longer memories know it was really the 2003 MTV Video Music Awards, which went down in history for a wedding scene between Madonna, Britney Spears, and Christina Aguilera. No actual vows were swapped between this terrible threesome, of course...just spit.
Can it really have been a whole decade since the country lost its collective innocence about girl-on-material-girl-on-dirrty-girl action? The three stars weren't the only ones with their mouths wide open, as millions of viewers' jaws dropped in unison.
The opening production number of the August 28, 2003 VMAs would have been newsworthy enough if it had just been a duet between Britney and Christina, as it initially appeared to be. These two sexpots had been rivals since their "Mickey Mouse Club" days, so when they teamed up to pay tribute to Madonna by donning her famous bridal gear for a duet of "Like a Virgin," her-story was being made. But that newsworthy detente was overshadowed when Madonna herself emerged, in some equivalent of groom's wear. In an instant, it was clear who still wore the pants in the diva world.
If you forgot that Aguilera was even in on this, you're not the only one. After Madonna got smoochy with Spears, the cameras cut away to the latter's ex-boyfriend, Justin Timberlake, in the audience. By the time Madge moved on to Aguilera seconds later, the Christina kiss had already been rendered anticlimactic.
Thursday, August 22, 2013
Because everybody is copying Miley, Madge wore a pair of Grillz while visiting her Hard Candy Fitness Club in Rome last night. Madge must be trolling all of us, because there’s no way she didn’t look in the mirror and not see that she looks like a bridge witch who sucks the gold fillings out of her unsuspecting victim’s mouths and smears that shit all over her teefs. But then again, a thick coat of delusion covers her eyeballs, so she probably thinks she looks hot. Those Grillz make her look like Gollum’s really rich and way more terrifying memaw. This is like Teeth of Meth: The 1% Edition. This is like an ad for Fixodent GOLD.
And Baby Brahim probably told Madge to buy those Grillz, because nothing gets him hard like gold on his peen and it’s another thing for him to snatch off the bedside table whens she falls asleep.