Wednesday, November 30, 2011

Strike a Pose...1995

Tuesday, November 29, 2011

There's No Shame In Guy Ritchie's Gold Digging Game

When you look at that picture above, you will probably just assume that one of the devil talons on Madge's labia scratched at Guy Ritchie's eyeball as he worshiped the third eye on her crotch earlier in the day. But the truth is, Guy Richie is throwing us a subtle "I'm going to rob this granny blind" wink. Guy, who got at least $75 million from Madge in the divorce, talked to Details about his marriage with her and he pretty much kept his words on the nice side until he added a slight dig about the fortune she dropped on his gold digging shovel.
DETAILS: You married Madonna when you were still a fledgling director and she was the most famous woman in the world. What was that adjustment like?
Guy Ritchie: I don't know. By the way, I enjoyed my first marriage. It's definitely not something I regret. The experience was ultimately very positive. I love the kids that came out of it, and I could see no other route to take. But you move on, don't you? You're right, I stepped into a soap opera, and I lived in it for quite a long period of my life. I'll probably be more eloquent on it 10 years from now.
DETAILS: What did you learn from that marriage?
Guy Ritchie: When you end up with a lot of the things you set out to chase and find that you've stumbled into all sorts of hollow victories, then you become deeply philosophical. I'm quite happy that that experience was accelerated for me. I'm glad I made money, in other words. And I'm glad I got married.
"I'm glad I made money, in other words" is the new gold digging motto. I would say that quote is like a stab to Madge's chest, but her body is covered in thorny lizard armor so daggers don't penetrate and $75 million is just a mere dingle on the huge ass crack that is her checking account. But really, that quote should be said by every gold digger at every will reading or divorce settlement hearing they attend. When the judge awards them millions and asks for a final word, they should stand up and say, "A wise gold digger once said, 'I'm glad I made money, in other words." It's that beautiful.

I'll Remember...1991

Saturday, November 26, 2011

It's Official! M.I.A. Is Jetting Off To NYC To Collaborate With Madonna AND Nicki Minaj!

We knew this was happening - but to have it in writing only makes us THAT much more excited!
After reports circling for weeks that Madonna would be working with both M.I.A. and Nicki Minaj on her upcoming studio album, the Sri Lankan rapper essentially confirmed it herself via Twitter only hours ago!
She writes:
summond to NYC by bitchesses > MADONNA and @NICKIMINAJ > cofffffiiiiiiieeeeeeeeee it iz a good day to get me tho trustttt bitches
As great a start as the demo for Give Me All Your Love was, we're thrilled to know that two such innovative and talented artists will be contributing to the glory that is Madge on her new material!
There is a reason she is QUEEN, after all!
And greatness awaits us in 2012!
Yes, yes and YES!

Wednesday, November 23, 2011

Just for Fun :)

Divas on Divas

If you've got ten minutes of free time and your snapping fingers are ready to go, then sit back and watch the likes of Mimi, Janet, Madge, Whitney, Mary J. Blige and Cher drain the Vitamin D out of each other's body by throwing so much shade. This "Diva on Divas" compilation is brought to you by the one and only Rich at FourFour, and what I've learned from this is:
- Janet Jackson surprisingly can shoot out a bullet of potent bitchy.
- The more British (and plastic faced) Madge becomes the more artificially sweeter the ho gets.
- Brit Brit is forever trapped in a Bubblicious bubble of cupcake farts and rainbow burps.
- Crazy ass Celine sounds like Yogi Bear with Laryngitis when she tries to do Cher.
- Mimi is in a feud with EVERYONE.
And of course, as the bodies of all those hos lay slayed on a pile, Cher climbs to the top and delivers the last word while wearing a truly jacked up wig.

Madonna does it better...

Tuesday, November 22, 2011

Madonna Consoling Demi Moore

According to a "friend," Madonna has been calling fellow Kabbalah followerDemi Moore every day to give spiritual guidance.
Madonna, who knows what it's like dating a younger man, wants Demi to know everything is gonna be all right.
The friend says:
She is calling Demi almost every day and sends her messages telling her to be proud of her strength and to know that she fought to make her marriage work. Madonna has had many younger boyfriends so she understands their mindset. She has told Demi that Ashton's immaturity is evident and that she deserves someone who will fulfil her intellectually and emotionally.
Welll, we definitely agree Ashton Kutcher's immature. That's pretty evident. But is Madge really calling her every day? Madjesty is a busy chick! We can see her calling her once, maybe even twice, but c'mon now!

Strike a Pose - 1990

Too Immaculate!

Sunday, November 20, 2011

Lady Gaga’s latest quotes on Madonna…

Pop empress Lady Gaga has laughed off rumours that she is embroiled in a feud with her idol Madonna.
In fact, Gaga even compliments Madonna’s new single ‘Give Me All Your Love’, which we think is a load of pants. But saying that, Madonna shouldn’t feel threatened by Gaga because she’s given the woman the most publicity she’s had in years. Rather than come across as a bitter old hag, we say don’t hate, but congratulate!!!!
Speaking on Madonna and their reported feud:
“Madonna is a wonderful influence on me. I feel blessed to have grown up with a powerful, blonde woman to show us the ropes. It’s all down to her that I’m able to do what I do. I really like her new single too. The one that was leaked. There’s no problem between us”. Source.
That is, until we get another news story about Madonna catching mouth diarrhea again. *sips tea*

Strike a Pose - 2011

Beauty is where you find it.

Friday, November 18, 2011

Can You Spot the Difference?

1996                                                                      2011

Thursday, November 17, 2011

Did you Know...

...that today is my B'DAY?
Happy Birthday to ME!

Thx for stopping by!  Have a great day...xoxo

Sunday, November 13, 2011


The original provocateur of Pop, Madonna made a rare appearance last night at New York’s Roseland Ballroom.  There, her madgesty and her choreographers Rich & Tone (Britney‘s “3″hosted the ‘Smirnoff Nightlife Exchange Project’ dance challenge.  Over half a century into her life and she looks as youthful as ever!  See more shots of the 52 year old woman who created the career template Lady Gaga has been following to a T since her 2008 debut, below.