That’s because her son Rocco is planning to launch a rap career at the age of 13.
The wannabe gangsta rhymer is recording in his mum’s studio (how street...) and has recorded six demos with school pal Dom Sesto.
The teens call themselves Modoccor – their names spelt backwards – and are reportedly hoping to release music by using Madge’s industry connections.
Insiders revealed: “Modoccor combine rapping with street dance, gymnastics and break-dancing.
“Since forming the boys are virtually inseparable.
“They’ve recorded six demos and are eager to present them to industry friends of Madonna in the next few months.
“Rocco and Dom hope they can get a record deal out of it.
“Madonna is obviously helping them as much as she can.”
Despite this, the Queen of Pop and Rocco’s dad, Guy Ritchie, reckon the boys will soon get bored.
We’re told: “Both Madonna and Guy are behind them but they think it’s just a childish phase.”
We can’t see Rocco’s big sis Lourdes, 16, getting on board, judging by her reaction to Madge’s attempts to be urban.
She’s apparently “mortified” by her 55-year-old mum wearing grillz – and has asked her to quit.
A source said: “Madge’s blinged gnashers are a step too far for Lourdes and she’s begged her mum to nip it in the bud now.”