Sunday, October 20, 2013

Who's That Girl...Now?


When we think of Madonna a number of things pop to our minds - cone-shaped bras, pelvic thrust-heavy music videos and snogging Britney.
But in addition to the weird and wonderful things the singer has done to enhance her pop career, Madge is also known for taking care of herself by doing a little bit, well, a lot of exercise, which has kept her looking younger than her years.
So when the singer, 55, attended the opening of the Hard Candy fitness club in Berlin on Thursday looking a tad plump and rather smooth in the face we took some time out to investigate what was going on around her facial area.
Now, as detectives of the human face, we're no experts, so unless Harry Potter's been hanging around to make some magical changes with his, erm, magic wand, we're going to suggest she's had a pretty impressive make-up job.
And we all know there are make-up tricks which can perform amazing tasks such as make you appear you have much higher and simply AMAZING cheekbones (anyone remember the time Kim Kardashian tweeted a picture of herself looking like she was heading out to a fancy dress party dressed as an alien? No? Oh, ok then. Well, it was actually a magical make-up trick designed to make her look even prettier, if that is actually possible).
Anyway, moving on, Madonna may have had some contouring going on using some sort of magical powder but she went for a classic look having painted her lips pink and pencilled in her eyebrows.
Her blonde, curly hair was tied back over her head and she was wearing a set of eyelashes so long they would have given the female population of Essex a run for their money.
Setting her face aside (not literally because that would be rather gross and disgusting and there would be a lot of blood to clear up) Madge still looked as hot as ever in her black outfit which seemed to have some sort of female biker influence running through it.
She wore a dark leather jacket and a pair of skin-tight, black leggings and a matching pair of heels which certainly ensured she held the power on the red carpet.
Magical make-up or not, we love and salute you Madge!