Friday, December 23, 2011

Madge's Truth Or Dare Perfume Ad

Because the high-pitched fear screams from her boy toy lying in the crib cage next to her bed keeps her up at night, the only way Madonna can slip into a sleep coma is if she rests her head on a silk pillow case with a picture of what she loves most on it: HERSELF! That must have been the inspiration for her perfume ad, because bitch looks like she's taking a nap on herself.  The picture for this mess of an ad was taken from a spread she did for Interview Magazine last year. Aren't there anti-Photoshop laws now? 

Shouldn't this ad look more like this:

Since she named her holy water after Truth or Dare, she could've at least used the best part from that movie in her ad: